 
@coriander i regret ever allowing him here
discussion of severance season 1, it probably counts as spoilers (not sure)
I don't really care what the mystery of lumen is. the real horror of severance is how the workers in lumen are treated.
my hope is that all the crazy shit, the goats, the distrust sewn between different departments, the break room, all of it is is in service of something really innocuous. like company just makes bubblegum cards or something
also shout outs to this very distinguished work of art:
https://www.instagram.com/sierraw0324/p/CmBXSPfPrlX/?img_index=1
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T 
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him