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i cannot find art of clodsire wearing a cowboy hat what a terrible world we live in

i'm pretty sure i could find a way to destroy a nokia phone. and i would do it on accident, too

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i was a fucking menace in the lab. on the plus side i became extremely good at cleaning laboratory messes involves dangerous substances

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shout outs to the time where my chemistry teacher told me he had never had a student break so many lab materials in his career

very good chance i'm getting ranked #1 globally on today's bongo

i don't know if she's popular yet but it seems like she's on the doorstep towards becoming a bonafide star

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doechii feels like next great step forward for popular female rap

who do you prefer?

i accidentally bought two ice creams, but on the bright side, i now have two ice creams

politics, also someone has definitely made this joke before 

maybe the reason donald trump is dumb is because he is orange

racism 

shouts out to the weekly discussion thread for moby dick that r/classicbooks had three years ago. particularly the discussion of the second chapter when the narrator accidentally enters an african-american church and he describes them as looking like "Black Parliament in Tophet" (Black Parliament is an infamous moment in Scottish history where conspirators against the throne were violently killed, Tophet was a location in Jerusalem that the bible condemns because of child sacrifice rituals that were performed there) and described the preacher as looking like an "Angel of Doom" and many commenters in the thread tried to argue that this wasn't racist

catwin

I really don't mind if anyone here refers to me by my irl name (Caleb)

to clarify i have already said "what the fuck" many times but this time it was loud

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just shouted my first audible "what the fuck" while watching severance

therapist: the numbers aren't that scary, they can't hurt you

the numbers:
307
901
654

oh shit christopher walken is in this show? then it IS good

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