Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
Sherclod Holmes
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deltarune ch 6 "should" come out in 2027
stardew valley 1.7 "might" come out in 2027
cannot wait for these updates to release in 2028! 
every time i find a good video on my computer every efdn member spawns three more like some sort of shitpost hydra
@AsterMeadows very very good, probably the best cat ive ever seen
@coriander the two brothers, who both have orange ears
Sherclod Holmes
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it's time for no gender november
@lapis pretty good, Halloween was really fun and now I'm about to watch some sportsball
clod morning my friends
Sherclod Holmes
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@wallhackio you can't just ask someone if they've carved a bottom
@coriander @aescling @Lady be on my side for once you fuckin go lin
One kid tried to sneak two candies and his siblings were deeply offended and chased him down the street to give me the candy back
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
