Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@coriander many orbs for me to ponder today
Sherclod Holmes
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@aescling he needs it
@lapis i shall ponder this orb
Sherclod Holmes
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My brother came back with a little accessory for Terra.
@cam they fell asleep on me TWICE while doing crosswords
sportsball
GO LIONS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
cat and i discovered a really weird ssbu interaction yesterday
@lapis the orbs in question are my defect orbs in slay the spire, which to my understanding are non-sentient, and therefore incapable of coming to a consensus
I'm currently pondering my orbs
@lapis what are you up to today?
@lapis feeling very sleepy for some reason. otherwise it's football time 🏈 
@lapis clod morning
not sure what I did differently but this is the tastiest bread I've made yet 🍞
@holly I am making chicken soup on Monday
clod afternoon my friends
Sherclod Holmes
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the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
