Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@baronvonjace I'm in Tennessee visiting my little sister 
@aescling very well done
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@wallhackio it’s a terrible day outside. the sun is heating, the air is sweltering. on days like these, kids like you… are burning in hell
Some summer days you step outside and there is not a cloud in the sky, it is 78 degrees, there is a slight breeze, and there is not a hint of humidity. On a lucky day like this the sun feels like it has healing powers
Today is not one of those days
@cam you got this shit
@coriander listen to The Town
@cam i am in tennessee visiting family, sorry
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@wallhackio omg this creachur
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@wallhackio my steak is too damn lucy
my steak is too damn juicy
sportsball
Lions play in three days RAHHHHHHHHHH
@coriander okay, you've got a germ, but what's a germ to a goblin?
@alyssa they moved recently and I haven't seen their new house yet so this should be fun
@alyssa yeehaw town! (Nashville)
re: barely related
@sudo_EatPant I don't know much about One Piece but that sounds like a good thing
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@wallhackio "bumbydaloaf" is a good username, and if we take "da" as being a middle name, we get "Bumby D. Loaf" as a full name, meaning that bumby has the Will Of D (from one piece)
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
