Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
just remembered a video that made me cry laugh about a year ago and i found it again and have been cry-laughing for five minutes in my room all over again
@coriander well welcome back then you piece of SHIT
@coriander @aescling welcome to my thread of other people's posts
Sherclod Holmes
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I'm imagining a hypothetical situation where Caleb and I are hanging out IRL and it goes something like this
SCENE: Taco Bell lobby, we're ordering
Me: ...and a bean burrito, no onions
Caleb: I'm reporting you -pulls out phone-
@aescling, on the other end of the phone: Hello?
Caleb: Coriander ordered a burrito without onions
aesc: What the fuck do you want me to do about it?
Caleb: Nothing, I'm just reporting it
@coriander I will not make fun of you but I will report you for it
@coriander my favorite water is room temperature water what do you think about that
@aschmitz I am, indeed, too young for this joke
The Official Clodboy Rocky Movie Rankings:
Creed
Rocky 2
Rocky VI
Rocky 1
Creed 2
Rocky V
Rocky 3
Rocky 4
I have not seen Creed 3.
@The_T they're fine movies. the first is very plodding and character driven, the second movie is more exciting and "sports movie" than the first, three and four kinda suck and lose the heart of the first two but are incredibly schlocky and dumb in a way that wins some people over, rocky v is a dark apology for 3 & 4 that I appreciated but no one else does, and six is very melancholy exploration of aging and death and also a decent sports movie
Creed is just a fucking banger of a film and I give it my highest recommendation. I haven't seen Creed 3. Creed 2 was very forgettable but not bad either
the first date between rocky and adrian is quite rapey in the first movie though, and their relationship is the heart of the whole eat so it does eat away at the whole experience
my toxic trait is that i am a Rocky V defender
just like how Creed is the best Ricky movie (no I am not fixing that typo)
I'm looking forward to watching five versions of blade runner and a gazillion behind-the-scenes featurettes only to then watch 2049 and find it to be the best one
@The_T wikipedia said there is seven before mentioning an eighth version
Looking into it, it seems the answer to "how many editions of blade runner exist" is "7, but it's complicated"
@coriander @aescling turns out the library has that one bluray collectors edition with the five most popular cuts of the movie so fuck it I'll just watch them all
re: Food / Cooking Question (Would prefer NOT to bake via oven as It's fucking hot this coming week)
@lapis looooooooooool
re: Food / Cooking Question (Would prefer NOT to bake via oven as It's fucking hot this coming week)
@lapis gravy is optional imo
But my mom always had some gravy powder in the cabinet. You just add some to water in a heated saucepan and whisk together and boom instant gravy
re: Food / Cooking Question (Would prefer NOT to bake via oven as It's fucking hot this coming week)
@lapis I mean, this would work too lol
Skinning the potatoes is optional, some people like the texture when you do that, I don't care myself so it's easier to just not add an extra step
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
