Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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Joined Nov 2022
@cam what the fuck is that
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Good morning happy #Caturday from Puck the kitten
(Still a kitten until at least next year)
@lapis ih proud of you for submitting that story! I hope it turns out well 
For cooking I have some bread to bake, and I want to try this weird fries corn thing that Lucy showed me, and I have tomato sauce to finish
@lapis have some things to cook today, that's about it. hbu?
@lapis good morning
@aescling mmmm.......... tomato...................
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@The_T it's for meal prep 🍅🍅🍅🍅🧄 🧄🍅🍅🍅🍅
@AsterMeadows that is one of my favorite images on the internet
@The_T what is your opinion on making tomato sauce at 1:23 AM? (asking for a friend)
I am normal and can be trusted to make tomato sauce at a reasonable hour of the day
@coriander @Lady what the hell is "DankPods"
@coriander @Lady wrong, there is exactly one good web site: blog.clodsire.social
@cam same, brother. my current tomato era is the result of huge character development
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Make no mistake we're in the dark my phone just doesn't like that
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@coriander your steak is too damn juicy
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Boys, do we have to do this LITERALLY in my lap? Especially when I'm in my pajamas?
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
