Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@Lucy @AsterMeadows i thought my night was already ruined but i hadnt yet realized how far it could go
@AsterMeadows @Lucy thank you for the assist
@coriander @aescling right, youre a woman gob, my bad
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
transmasc plural system cofronting while reading ragebait, call that 12 angry men
re: gross bad I'm so sorry
@The_T @aescling @coriander reported.
@aescling @coriander i thought cori was a foot gob
@coriander greedy ass golbin
im pretty sure that if anyone could name every woman, coriander could
@amy hello sleepy amy i am sorry you are tired
@Lucy just saw this again when looking for something else, fuck you
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
☭
@wallhackio Clodsire, watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVrt8M1N_LU (it's a Pokémon animation, many Clodsires)
@aescling @coriander watch ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
@coriander my genuine reaction to that information:
🤡
@Satsuma i just confused the two fifteen minutes ago and i thought it was funny
@coriander you are wrong. i just confused her with kristen bell fifteen minutes ago
the lady who played the girl in the twilight movies
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
