Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

@coriander my genuine reaction to that information:
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@Satsuma i just confused the two fifteen minutes ago and i thought it was funny

@coriander not news

@coriander you are wrong. i just confused her with kristen bell fifteen minutes ago

the lady who played the girl in the twilight movies

@holly ?

any vegetable knowers who know what this is?

@vaporeon_ @aescling when I was in high school "basic" was a perjorative term used to make fun of people who only engage in popular things

Like only ever listening to music on popular radio or only watching marvel movies would be "basic"

it was most often used in a misogynistic way, unfortunately. there was a certain style of boots made by the fashion brand UGG that were referred to as "ugg boots" that were often made fun of for being basic (see attached image). that and drinking pumpkin spice lattes, since starbucks was a bit of a cultural phenomenon when I was in high school and induced a brief coffee culture in the states

here ya my step-by-step guide to becomimg a Fedi Computer Toucher:

1) spend at least two weeks writing your own static site generator
2) make a blog post with the site generator explaining how you made it
3) never write another blog post ever again

@vaporeon_ its the same phenomenon that leads to the existence of 500 game engines written in rust but no rust games

@vaporeon_ I love my evil cursed ssg that uses bash scripts to convert markdown to html

oh neat they put me in a cookbook

@coriander unfortunately you are morally superior to my little brother ​

@AsterMeadows maybe I ought to play this one

@vaporeon_ clods also need to learn scheme

@cam fuck yeah

@Breakfast Also maybe this isn't clear but I did mean this poll as a troll poll, I don't think red beans and rice fits neatly into either of the two categories.

My roommate argued that it is a sauce which I currently agree with

@Breakfast I am of the opinion that chili is a stew but I am open to debate on the topic

@vaporeon_ Hey Kirby
What you doing Kirby
What you doing there
Hey Kirby
What you doing Kirby
What you doing there
Hobgoblin, shots of hot Sriracha
Vaccine queen deem church socks hostage
Nine weeks awesome
Hides in a slipper
Look in her eye like she might be a wizard
Cold met a cat lady in a parking lot
She got the heroes of tomorrow in a cardboard box
And probably hoarding forty more in the corners of Fort Knox
Swapped 20 on the spot and copped the warlock
Back at the haunt, found God in the hamper
Briefs on her head playing look-it with a panther
Good around misery and golden era samplers
Jeopardy and Wheel at the heels of her handlers
Bet more than a pet to worship
It's an M.D recommended sense of purpose
Here to bat around keys in the means to euphoria
Soon to be held, the greatest of all warriors
Hey Kirby
What you doing Kirby
What you doing there
Hey Kirby
What you doing Kirby
Why'd you eat that leaf
Homie don't fetch, only woke to stretch
Under a thought bubble rich with bowls of goldfish
Skittish in the company of stranger danger
Otherwise, chase drawstrings, tails and lasers
In a steel cage match with a maze of cables
Brazen, game face based on Azazel
Oversized ears up, puke in the Meow Mix
Shred a pair of earbuds, remedy his cowlick
Thanks Kirbs, lookin' like a milli
Keep an old man sharp, keep a cold Chantilly
Spun plum dizzy in a frisky moment
Never lands on her feet though, I think she's broken
Mouser in training, nap on the toaster
Decorate her cubicle with dogs playing poker
Fifteen years taking prescriptions
Now a shrink like, I don't know, maybe get a kitten
Hey Kirby
What you doing Kirby
What you doing there
Hey Kirby
What you doing Kirby
What you doing there