Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
just got a big ass cantaloupe from the local farm, it is now officially summer
@coriander @yuriposting very sugoi, very yeehaw
@hoja sounds like someone needs to learn to trust the process
@amy genuinely the hardest part of being an adult
the "speed racer was good, actually" folks were actually right
my toxic trait is that i got every single piece of armor that existed in tears of the kingdom leveled up to four stars
@coriander i dont understand her either but i trust she knows what shes doin
@coriander I asked my roommates if they knew any and @Lady said "yeah, it's called watching women's hockey"
@vaporeon_ hello early vappy
@The_T that's what the report button is for 
Who is the best actor to portray Speed Racer?
I'm starting to think that every single Wachowski film is good
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
she is the blanket guardian, guardian of the blankets
@aescling @coriander this guy is also AI's number one hater which is cool
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
