Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
apparently i hit the 2000 hour mark is super smash bros ultimate 💀💀💀
6 out of every 7 fedi users have HORRIBLE opinions
@coriander then drink tea
@coriander then drink two coffee ☕ ☕ 
@amy kibitzing is not real the fuck is that
why the hell in read dead 2 is a cougar more dangerous than a camp of two dozen gang members with guns
@Lady @coriander i would sooner put droplets of vinegar on my taco then use yellow mustard
this is still the funniest thing that happened to me in the game so far
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
