Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
how the hell is it 2026 already
@vaporeon_ big big big big thunder
Sherclod Holmes
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@wallhackio there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see
every time i listen to yeat it makes me think "we have playboi carti at home"
yeat made another song about minions apparently
@The_T I was still a baby wokelet when I watched it way back then
When I saw wicked for the first time about a year ago I was like "wow that was gay" so I think I'm fixed now
my toxic trait is when I first watched madoka magica I needed it explained to me that it was gay
@The_T the version i played was block but the in-game reference has rules for five different dominoes variations so im sure there are other locations in-game that play different versions of dominoes
my major takeaway from red dead redemption 2 so far is that I am much better at poker than I am at dominoes
@coriander thats very disappointing to hear
Sherclod Holmes
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I must confess my failings as a cat parent.
Even after Stitch clearly communicated that he did not like the thunderstorm and would like it to stop, I failed to do anything to change the weather.
@AsterMeadows it is like that sometimes
@lapis already taken care of 
@lapis it is 2:49pm and 41 seconds over here
@lapis always the right decision, especially after 6pm
Sherclod Holmes
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most fuckable suit
@gobborg RIP diamonds
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
