Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
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not many people know this but clodsire is actually a whale
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re: very stupid joke
@vaporeon_ my roommate's family plays a game they call goodminton where instead of being competitive, the goal is to rally for as long as possible
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the painted deck is becoming my favorite deck in balatro
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@wallhackio let us suppose there exists a finite concept of a whale and clodsire participates in it and humpback whales also participate in it. let W1 be the concept which encompasses exactly just clodsire and humpback whales. surely this concept W1 also participates in the concept of a whale? but now let us consider a concept W2, which encompasses both clodsire, humpack whales, and our previous concept W1. this concept, too, surely participates in the concept of a whale? by extending this process, we can find that in fact there are an infinitely many things which participate in the concept of being a whale. how, then, can the concept of a whale have a finite definition? by contradiction, we cannot say there is a finite concept of a whale that both clodsire and humpback whales participate in. but if the concept of a whale is not finite, it cannot be knowable as knowledge is finite. furthermore, if a finite concept of a whale exists, it surely must include humpback whales. it follows that clodsire cannot be known to be a whale
@Lady let me extend an olive branch
a clodsire is a clodsire whale, not a whale
@Lady if somebody asks for an apple pie and i give them an apple pie, they are satisfied. but if somebody asks for an apple pie, and i give them a rhubarb pie, i have not satisfied their request. therefore a rhubarb pie is not a pie
@The_T
1) Whipping cream is good. Milk is also good. Milk might make more sense if you're worried about wasting the whipping cream
2) yeah I don't measure the amount of water I just add enough to scrape the bottom of the pan and make sure there any burned bits stuck to the bottom of the pot
3) For me it makes, like, 6-8 servings? You might want to half the recipe on your first attempt
4) the cans I use are 28 oz/800 grams. They're larger than most cans I get at the grocery store
@aschmitz the sprained ankle was actually a metaphor
not many people know this but clodsire is actually a whale
we're so back
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Cricket hunted these hair rollers out of liv's room last night and presented them very proudly this morning
@lapis whatever it is he wants, he wants six of em
@vaporeon_ @aescling huh then i dunno
@vaporeon_ @aescling yt-dlp runs deno now to download yt videos which is probably the issue
glitchcan't strikes again
@vaporeon_ you should be able to see it now, its a 22 MB mp4
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
