Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@vaporeon_ I've seen multiple times where some YouTuber in their first year of their undergraduate CS program is doing some code review and their primary concern is using if else when you could have used switch statements
Like, I like switch statements but who cares
why are undergrads in compsci so obsessed with switch statements
@cam wait this is awesome
Sherclod Holmes
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@aescling just listened to the song again yeah its still good as fuck
@aescling did you know that the music video has lesbians
@aescling is it even hyperpop?
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Me: Aw look you can see their different tails and different ears let me get a photo
Ten seconds later: NO STOP FIGHTING
@lapis I will also accept a gold ingot if rc is not available 
@lapis its not swelling or anything i would just like some diet rc cola
@lapis legends say that diet rc cola can fix ankle sprains
@vaporeon_ either to the sea, or to write some C.
or perhaps both
@Satsuma our natural state is Just Sitting There so that makes sense
new charli xcx!!!!
@Satsuma I think resting it will be enough
@lapis yes but you must also give me one
pretty sure i sprained my ankle 
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
