Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@Satsuma our natural state is Just Sitting There so that makes sense
new charli xcx!!!!
@Satsuma I think resting it will be enough
@lapis yes but you must also give me one
pretty sure i sprained my ankle 
@Lucy status update: This has proven to be a challenge. I outsourced my roommates for ideas and they were also stumped.
I am going to cat sit a neighbor's cat for two weeks next month so I hope y'all are ready for my deluge of cat photos
@vaporeon_ they should make floppy drives that I can shake like a polaroid oicture
@lapis you deserve a day of rest after last night
are floppy discs soft drives
Sherclod Holmes
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@lapis had a busy week so I'm taking it easy today
I was going to sleep in but I had drinks with my neighbor yesterday evening and I have a bit of a headache this morning so it might be time to get up
Sherclod Holmes
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He's discovered he can get in through the back of my desk, then if he baps the door it makes a super annoying noise.
hot take
balatro is good, imo
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
