Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
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Joined Nov 2022
@murz wow yeah actually, what a great way to put it
@The_T yeah I could have worded it differently
@aescling you didn't vote
Are people who like frogs scalies?
one of the cool things about being an adult is that i can want some pickled onions and then just go and make some
Sherclod Holmes
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@The_T when is the streamiversary?
@murz jjk doesn't understand that getting to hype anime arcs as quickly as possible without slowing down to develop your characters makes the hype moments fall flat
Sherclod Holmes
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@murz i am a massive jjk season 2 hater so i am selfishly interested in knowing what your opinions on season 2 specifically would be
@aschmitz oh interesting
if your blog doesnt load 20 megabytes of javascript for each page then what are you even doing
@vaporeon_ good clodfternoon
well you see, you need a reactive responsive state management bootstrap docker build pipeline linter formatter unit integration end-to-end testing doc generating transpiler bundler hydration SSR web framework for your blog. its best practice
@maple bnu morning
the AI ignored my request btw and tried to solve it itself. it only sent me to a person the second time i asked
the AI assistant at my bank plays keyboard sound effects after you say anything before she responds to your question
AI: "How can I help you today?"
Me: "I would like to speak to a human being."
AI: [keyboard sfx] "Okay, great. I will transfer you to one of our operators."
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
