@maple that is my plan for tomorrow
@lapis 👏👏👏
@Lucy earlier this evening I just smelled of a freshly opened thing of ground mustard and inhaled a significant amount of mustard powder into my nostril
we smellers of dubious intelligence must stick together
@aescling I managed to piece this together after thinking about the toot for a minute
This is a good pun, a good find, but I think it would read more clearly it was stated as "espeon-delta" proofs
@lapis almond cookies, with cardamom 🔍
@coriander @aescling oh my bad y'all I also didn't watch that far 💀
@coriander too bad I'm sharing this video with you anyway https://youtu.be/2Nvamnma_Aw
hey @coriander did you ever play cod zombies
@hoja be the change you want to see in the world
@vaporeon_ the game let's you draw on the mii's faces so you have a lot of creative freedom in how they look
re: description of genitalia
@cam maybe the fictional man in question had the talent to do such a thing with his member
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
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"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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he/him
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