Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@Thomas wow... the future sounds delicious........
@lapis it's my mom's credit card
@vaporeon_ this was a misspelling of groceries and not all meant to refer to grok
i need some grokeries
Sherclod Holmes
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Have a rare photo of Kyrie (she doesn't like having my phone focused on her) and a fresh photo of Mr Mittens from about 2 minutes ago
@Thomas what will you have for dinner
@murz this is exactly what happened 🔍 
@redboy I don't know what I did wrong but my pages don't link up correctly
man i am soooo sleepy. if only there were some sort of solution to my problem
NEW ERRANT SIGNAL!!
i beat journey of the prairie king hard mode the other day
long ass day
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@Lucy I am trying very hard to make an adequate pun. I will update if I find it
@coriander respect, but still reported.
"oh no i have so many things I need to get done, if only i had the ability to be in two places at once"
the cetacean loaf: 
Sherclod Holmes
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He's called Sherlock Holmes in reference to the legendary sleuth known as "sherclod"
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
