Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
the current highlight of my life is when one of the Outer Wilds devs responded to one of my youtube comments
@murz oh I was interested in trying your game you mentioned the other day
apparently it is objectively less optimal to play stardew valley on a touchscreen lol
@coriander there is also a breeding mechanic and with excessive, laborious grinding you can create extremely rare white slimes which drop diamonds 100% of the time when killed
@coriander okay I looked it up. once you start a slime ranch slimes in your ranch will drop slime every day. that slime can be given to some craftable item which creates "slime eggs" that sell for genuinely great profit
for all my hater energy i direct onto c++ i will make one concession, which is that RAII is Good, Actually and it is a shame that other languages don't steal it
@coriander apparently its quite profitable if you know what you are doing but i am Unaware of how to slime
@vaporeon_ @aescling english, like C++, is a nonsense language invented by hacks
@vaporeon_ @aescling "function" is slang for any social gathering.
cat wrote "a pier" which sounds she commanded you to "appear"
so i made a pun where it sounds like i say the word "appear" to materialize at any social gathering, like im a wizard casting a spell
@aescling @vaporeon_ me when i appear at the function
re: the joke was thus:
@aescling but i would get it if someone said it because im built different
re: the joke was thus:
@aescling i think it more implies that Puppy Dog City is my entire universe
@aescling the statement implies that apple pies baked from scratch are dependent upon Puppy Dog City
to bake an apple pie from scratch, you first need to invent Puppy Dog City
@coriander FUCK the glacierfish
sportsball
Apparently this was a massive steal for the lions and while I want to be happy about that, the "fun tidbit" makes me not trust him at all
re: Stardew Valley
@lapis another reason Linus is wife tier
Children of 12 Angry Men
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
