Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
the one exception to "not ordered" is Mail-in Rebate, which I currently believe to be the top 1 joker
@Satsuma completionist++ is the same thing as shiny hunting
I'm happy I got completionist++ because the dev is probably going to completely rework blue stake so there was a limited amount of time to do it before gold stake changes forever
@coriander @amy apparently i just had to win another game before it noticed
@amy anyway balatro fucking sucks because I still don't have the achievement somehow, 0/10
Sherclod Holmes
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Today I woke up with a title and opening line for a short story so I think I will write that :3
shouts outs to that one time @amy asked me if would ever get completionist++ and i told her "fuck no"
Sherclod Holmes
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Sherclod Holmes
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Look at this deep-sea octopus: https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s00227-020-03701-1#figure-2
@wadi i think you'll the music Very Annoying but it is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdzRR0Zenpc
just got hit with an adhd trap
@lapis happy jude day!!! 🥳🥳🥳
Sherclod Holmes
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No reading for me. The cat has decreed it.
(He probably doesn't want me to rub his tummy but you bet I'm gonna)
@lapis the allegations are true
@coriander this is the future that liberals want
@coriander @aescling ah yes a classic
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
