Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
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Joined Nov 2022
@coriander but even though season 1 was mid it made me excited for more so I don't want to include it
@coriander 🫵 colander
@coriander i didn't hate season 1 so I didn't include it, but it was kinda mid so maybe it should count as well?
re: stupid nonsense
@vaporeon_ apple doesn't deserve to be visited by a large eevee anyway
re: stupid nonsense
@vaporeon_ im pretty sure wadi is the one who would need a Big Mac
contenders for what we could call boyslop:
- literally anything airing on ESPN
- those straight-to-dvd DC animated movies that keep getting made for some reason
- books on pickup artistry
- any restaurant with 20 TVs showing various sports games
- jujutsu kaisen season 2
@vaporeon_ @holly yeah but if you're not in a senior position then it shouldn't be something you will spend much time worrying about
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
@jackdaw_ruiz I asked my roommates what they thought and they have many followup questions:
for whichever side keeps it in the box do you take the pizza out of the plastic and then put it back in the box?
Do you prefer a chewy or crispy crust?
Are there instructions on the box that say to keep the pizza in the box?
Does the box have a little plastic window that lets you see the pizza through the box?
@lapis oh yeah i forgor 💀
@lapis the switch has a free demo 
@lapis ghost trick ghost trick ghost trick
re: would be fighting words if this broke containment but not fighting words in my ordinary online circle
@murz I mean I married Dorothea my first playthrough so I will biasedly say it's still a green flag
would be fighting words if this broke containment but not fighting words in my ordinary online circle
doing Edelgard's route on your first playthrough of Fire Emblem: Three Houses is a green flag
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"Men Aren't Better Than Women: Both Genders Are Inferior To Me" is a 1991 book by Dr. Ivo Robotnik (better known for other work). Though its primary purpose is clearly to stroke the author's own ego, it is generally regarded as a comprehensive, well-constructed, and accessible work of contemporary feminist theory, and is still commonly-cited to this day.
Most of the critical complaints have been about the tone; in a review from 2005, Professor Victoria of Spagonia University said, "The constant self-aggrandizement undercuts the idea that its subject ought to be taken seriously. Also, wasn't the 'feminist' line from the Sonic Heroes manual a mistranslation of 'womanizer'?"
In 2026, Dr. Robotnik released a new edition updated for the preceding 35 years of developments in feminism, with the subtitle changed from "Both Genders" to "All Genders."
@wadi if you want more spices, some things you can consider addimg while infusing oil:
- more rosemary
- more thyme
- oregano
- peel some garlic cloves (remove them before adding chickpeas)
- bay leaves
- red pepper flakes
- more salt
- add black pepper at end
You could, instead of a tablespoon of tomato paste, just add a can of some sort of canned tomato product (crushed tomato, tomato sauce, etc)
A squeeze of lemon or a splash of vinegar when you finish would probably be a good idea but I haven't tried it
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My roommates and I watch a movie every Friday. What should be the next movie we watch?
@alyssa the list grows.....
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
