Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@amy I 100% feel this way with Ultimate. Not at all happy with my skill level in the game
@amy bold of you to assume i can read
my toxic trait is that I still like the party rock anthem
@SportsGoblin he's literally my favorite lions player 😢
@SportsGoblin :((((((((((
@monorail no im listening to music
Sherclod Holmes
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@cam tf is a verklempt
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re: Fun 1.0 :stardewvalley: fact about my playthroughs
@coriander @lapis Haley and Penny are my favorite marriagable npcs
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@coriander what seeds did you buy
@coriander welcome to stardew valley
@aescling this is genuinely impressive
@amy wear a t-shirt explaining the situation so if anyone looks at you funny you can just point at the shirt
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THIS POSTER HAS TAKEN
THE WOIM OATH
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i have no idea what what the recent woimsposting is referencing but i like it without context, i hope no one tells me
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
