my lab manager used to say smegma thinking it had the same meaning as schmutz and we were like. girl you gotta stop

sometimes I wonder if other people understand the random Yiddish vernacular of the US northeast or if they just have no idea wtf we’re talking about

one time I said someone was verklempt to a friend and he looked confused so I asked him if he knew what that meant and he (extremely drunk) was like “yea I know what perklunct means”