Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@vaporeon_ wow this is important
@The_T NO DON'T PRESS IT
@lapis 
just closed all my browser tabs everybody clap
i am normal and can be trusted to consume a regular amount of yellow mustard
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@vaporeon_ @aescling @The_T seat!!
Sherclod Holmes
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@The_T @vaporeon_ @wallhackio i tried getting google to translate it and it was. not very helpful lol
@vaporeon_ just boosted it
Sherclod Holmes
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Made some fried rice for "breakfast" 🤤
@Aleums the bottomless pit greentext is, unfortunately, really fumny
@coriander have you seen fantastic mr fox
@Lucy happy lucy day!!!!
Sherclod Holmes
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Monkey Target 2
Sherclod Holmes
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@The_T @vaporeon_ @aescling i wonder what a cereal named windo-ohs would taste like
@vaporeon_ @aescling sorry i am creature of habit and therefore stuck using windo-ohs at the present
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
