Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
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fire emblem
i am normal and can be trusted to recruit a reasonable number of mage women to my party
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@cam i am in the fire emblem mines
@packetcat this would fix me
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@lapis good chaotic or bad chaotic?
@Lucy i read that final sentence in the same cadence as the bucket of wet slop video
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nothing
i am not normal and cannot be trusted with 30 chocolate chip cookies
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@cam thank you cam
re: pretend inflation doesnt exist
@coriander when I was younger one of my church friend's dad would call them "hots" because the Little Caesars by his house would never have any ready when you cam in
@vaporeon_ vaporeons are allowed to have the nonamerican spelling
pretend inflation doesnt exist
@coriander I don't like little caesars that much but five dollars is five dollars
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
