Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@amy i watched the full movie version and the excessive repetition, deus ex machinas, vine boom sound effects, all contributed to the fever dream energy that made it such a compelling viewing experience
@coriander ah I remember that character but I didn't remember the name
@coriander a long ass time ago
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@SportsGoblin National Flag League
@SportsGoblin oh my god send your father my condolences
@SportsGoblin not as important as stopping Rodgers from reaching the playoffs in 2022 but this was still a big emotional victory for us
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@Lucy this was deeply frustrating to watch, reported.
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i want to fly to istanbul to meet the locals.
the locals: 
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Yukon was sitting peacefully on the blankets and then Bumble started burrowing underneath them and pushing him around and he was just like "what da hell"
@coriander @vaporeon_ they take an infuriating amount of space in our coffee cabinet tho 
@coriander @vaporeon_ they are Good
hi @vaporeon_ you asked to see the eevee mugs a while ago. I could only seven clean ones:
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
