Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@SportsGoblin this one is gonna sting.
@SportsGoblin I thought about buying an etsy witch to break the curse on our team earlier this year but I didn't. It's my fault, I'm sorry
Sherclod Holmes
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@coriander never heard of "take and bake" pizza but I believe you
sportsball
Aaron Rodgers' annoyed facial expressions are cracking me up
Sherclod Holmes
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@aescling 20% of all fedi users
Sherclod Holmes
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@wallhackio never seen anyone bake a pizza tbh
@vaporeon_ @The_T vaporeons are allowed to purchase pizza from a restaurant
@vaporeon_ @The_T vaporeons are allowed to bake pizza under capitalism
@aschmitz I genuinely felt they were all debatable 😭
@vaporeon_ I love when computers work
@maple impressive
Sherclod Holmes
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tarrot
sportsball
I know the chiefs are already out of the playoffs but I still hope they lose
why is Tarot pronounced like that
@coriander i bet i could beat his ass at halo
type of guy who accidentally visits new jersey
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
