Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
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Eating freezer taquitos and watching twitch streams is enby culture
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Hey all,
I've been an iOS dev since 2010 and am looking for work. I've shipped dozens of apps over my career, of varying levels of size and scope.
Have quite a schmorgasboard of other skills too including writing mobile-supporting backends in java and python.
If your company is looking for someone with that skillset, or you're looking for someone to do freelance, consider giving me a holler!
@coriander I have a spreadsheet where I catalogued my opinions on every anime I ever watched
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You will be happy to know that Graceful Spark is here.
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my husband is doing jumping exercises and says he is getting "better at jumping" but also says that it will be "a long time" before he can learn to double jump
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did you know? every time we touch, i get this feeling? and did you know? every time we kiss i swear i could fly?
@amy hello small woman
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re: Message from Mr Mittens
@wallhackio I will share that with him but I think he already knows my account is his
@amy its..... amy??
@Thomas i can always take solace in the fact that Thomas (Festive) gets me
re: Message from Mr Mittens
@lapis he should get his own fedi account
re: Message from Mr Mittens
@lapis so much wisdom today!!!
I don't watch enough movies
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@aescling yea it was good
@aschmitz take me back to the Midwest 
@aescling the burlesque performer?
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viviposting
vivi likes to play fetch with her mouse toy
but i think she doesn't quite get that in order for me to throw it again she needs to actually bring it back to me. so sometimes she brings it to like, the doorway of the bedroom and drops it there and sits there watching me
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
