Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@amy hello small woman
Sherclod Holmes
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re: Message from Mr Mittens
@wallhackio I will share that with him but I think he already knows my account is his
@amy its..... amy??
@Thomas i can always take solace in the fact that Thomas (Festive) gets me
re: Message from Mr Mittens
@lapis he should get his own fedi account
re: Message from Mr Mittens
@lapis so much wisdom today!!!
I don't watch enough movies
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@aescling yea it was good
@aschmitz take me back to the Midwest 
@aescling the burlesque performer?
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viviposting
vivi likes to play fetch with her mouse toy
but i think she doesn't quite get that in order for me to throw it again she needs to actually bring it back to me. so sometimes she brings it to like, the doorway of the bedroom and drops it there and sits there watching me
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I currently have this red bruise/scrape on the center of my forehead like Harry Potter's scar or something, and I'm thinking of telling people I got it intervening in a mugging.
gonna be like "I saw some teens wrestling an old lady's purse away, and I just felt compelled to jump in because I knew I could overpower the teens and the lady. and hey, free purse."
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re: Message from Mr Mittens
@lapis thank you for your wisdom, mr mittens
Costco won't take Discover 
@cam i miss nothing else.
@cam what i miss from working retail is that is kept me active and physically fit
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
