Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@Satsuma this was supposed to be a reply to something but i missed
imo its pretty obvious hes a maasdam-style emmental cheese
@Lucy very nearly a monosyllabic sentence
@coriander i guess you can be forgiven.
Sherclod Holmes
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I'm snuggled up in bed under my weighted blanket with Sprout on one side of me and Yukon Cornelius on the other
Sherclod Holmes
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Everybody calls me... Giorgio
https://youtu.be/SVQzJhQF3Jg?si=SgeRsaAT0gXxquif
Sherclod Holmes
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My favourite Daft Punk song is Harder Better Faster Stronger as performed on a modded copy of Brawl where the different clips of the song are inserted over the announcer's voice clips of character names
as I've gotten older I've started to wonder if Digital Love might be Daft Punk's best song
re: glass related injury
@aescling @cam @vaporeon_ i burned the shit out of my hand by touching a hot crucible containing Various Salts
anyway, Homework is a collection of amazing singles but not combined in such a way that it flows well as an album, Discovery is peak art, Human After All exists, Random Access Memories is beautiful, and I haven't listened to Tron Legacy is years
listening to Random Access Memories out of spite
@coriander me too, so that's not a good enough excuse, fool.
re: spicy
@coriander @holly Instant Crush, Touch, and Doin' It Right are all quite good. I love Motherboard too
re: spicy
@coriander @holly UNFATHOMABLE instant crush slander
re: spicy
@coriander @holly what the FUCK
@coriander reported for even putting this idea in my head
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
