Advent of Clod @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
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Joined Nov 2022
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ok i should have posted this a few days ago before thanksgiving, but from resident christian normie, here's what to do if someone asks you to say grace. it is a technique taught to my father at cambridge by someone who i think may have gone on to be the archbishop of canturbury or at least fairly high up in anglican leadership so just pull rank with that if they ask.
- stand up
- wait for everyone to bow head and close eyes
- bellow GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!! at the absolute top of your lungs
- sit down and begin to eat. mission accomplished
@vaporeon_ after seeing enough techbro AI graphs i just assume they are all lies but i have no idea in this case
re: bulbapedia solves zeno's paradox
@monorail oh wait that was a really good post actually
@monorail in my head playing falcon against ICs sounds miserable is that correct
@SportsGoblin what the hell happened during the rams game what is this season
@holly that's what im saying
the covid nose test is so violating lmao
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⬅️ full of cheesesteak
@coriander i don't watch enough basketball to know how spicy of an opinion that is. all i know is that lebron vs michael is the usual debate
dreamworks is releasing a film next year aping the spider-verse animation style starring Caleb McLaughlin (the black kid from stranger things) and also featuring Stephen Curry and the move is about a literal goat that plays basketball and it will be called Goat
@SportsGoblin oh did ohio state beat us?
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Does anyone know of any good chicken pox treatments for planes? My plane is very sick :(
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I realize not everyone has access to a perfect black cat at all times, so here is Camilla to brighten your #Caturday
#CatsOfMastodon
@Lucy hold on let me be part of the problem
@packetcat it is insane to me when i hear people say gaming has gotten worse
it's literally the best its ever been
@SportsGoblin what happened?
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
