@vaporeon_ i could make you a dummy reddit account real quick if you would like
Advent of Code Day 1, Part 1 spoiler
@vaporeon_
There is a round safe lock with the numbers 0-99. I have a text file called "inputs.txt" that has a bunch of instructions separated by line terminators. The instructions are like "L38" or "R15" and tell you turn the safe lock left or right by the given number. The safe lock starts at 50, I need to find how many times the safe lock hits the number 0.
let bound = 100, t = 50, hits = 0;
Deno.readTextFileSync("input.txt").split("\r\n").map(s => s.replace("L", "-").replace("R", "")).forEach(n => {
if ((t +=+ n) < 0 ? t = -(-t % bound) : t %= bound); else ++hits;
});
console.log("password:", hits);
hi @vaporeon_ want to read some disgusting golfy javascript code i just wrote
@vaporeon_ yes, clodsires are known to make mistakes in their past
@vaporeon_ i didn't know what this was 10 minutes ago but now i am participating at this very moment
Mastodon hashtags are case-insensitive (correctly so), which means it's not possible to have hashtag DECember like there's hashtag Marchintosh
@baronvonjace delete this
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@cam still might call you camlet tho
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@cam cant tell if this is serious or not so i wont
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@cam can i call you a manlet
@SportsGoblin i am so sorry for your loss.
@cam @vaporeon_ FUCK that sounds good
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@cam utterly incomprehensible sentence to my feeble, unaware mind
@holly @coriander lmfao
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