Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@vaporeon_ @amy do they have whipped cream from a can in Germany?
@vaporeon_ I have two left, but i can't guarantee how long that statement will remain true
@sidd_harth0_5h4h I made 20 meringues and may or may not have eaten too many
I am normal and can be trusted with twenty meringues
@onfy he hosts the television show Wheel of Fortune now
@monorail i thought it was implying there was a celebrity episode or something
.....Ryan Seacrest hosts wheel of fortune now????
@cam fuck yeah i knew you were cool
@cam something something fish fear you
@cam sorry to break it to you but that looks good as fuck
Sherclod Holmes
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Teaching her to enjoy her sweater. Doesn't she look darling???? 
Sherclod Holmes
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Sherclod Holmes
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@wigglytuffitout i would have voted "do it lmao" if i saw this in time
@amy it's amy!!
Sherclod Holmes
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the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
