Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@sakuraba reported for living in florida
@sidd_harth0_5h4h @aescling sorry i no longer have fluffs who can post for my crimes :(
can all of my followers report @aescling until she plays smash with me please
the worst part about making art is that you have to suck ass at it first
@coriander no matter how many layers of terminally online i am, you are always at least two layers deeper
@coriander the what now
@Lucy delete this
@cam eat or else report
@monorail if you ever play csgo i will report you
about to make the shittiest homemade bread ever baked
@holly many are saying this
@monorail @Breakfast sounds like something one with hay fever would say
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
@lapis I'm doing ok, how about you?
@lapis good afternoon
hi @monorail you have four minutes left to play today's wordle
@monorail im going to assume this is funny if i played more corru.observer so i will like this
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
