Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
Sherclod Holmes
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@amy i am in a call with you right now but i am still going to say hi on fedi
Sherclod Holmes
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the secret hath been finally uncovered!
@norikawa @cam @wallhackio Extremely Fat Dick Network
@cam I added a brief reference to it to my bio, thanks
Sherclod Holmes
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still not over my EFDN fat cock award dream
@aescling @vaporeon_ nah that's fine I'll just sell the computers for money :)
about to drive 10 hours again fuck everything
@Lucy very easy to burn your hands but it makes you feel really fancy so its worth it
@Lucy i had a phase of my life where i regularly drank oolong tea from a gaiwan it was good
@lapis its a channel that shares meme edits of video game music, but with titles that seem like legitimate rips of the song
just fell for a siivagunner rip fuck my chungus life
Sherclod Holmes
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theres too many games, they need to stop for a bit
@monorail this is why the tech bubble keeps happening
@cam should have been in comic sans
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
