Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
Every time one of my followers says they are stupid it reminds me of the Ulysses Ogre
@vaporeon_ yes, my old job's backend was entirely java
@vaporeon_ reported for suggesting there is something worse than c++.
@vaporeon_ me when i write c++
@holly clap clap
@cam cams deserve treats, not donkey doodoo
@cam more like grad fool
@cam this is why you're getting a PhD and I'm not
@aschmitz oh thanks!! A lot of possibilities for the final letter tho
@Satsuma it was a game on steam called Refind Self
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
The average Philadelphian when I don't travel 15 mph over the speed limit in a back road with few street lamps at night in rainy conditions:
I was promised a personality test but what I got instead was yuri
@cam I lied I'm gonna be, like, an hour
@holly i will take some mentos please
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
