@monorail pure skill, doesn't surprise me at all
@cam damn i didn't know you were getting a phd in Botox, thats cool
@monorail if it wasn't clear i meant the toot as a joke
@monorail you are writing this as if you think it is funny so i will favorite it. but if you dont find it funny and are venting i will unfavorite it as an act of solidarity
@onfy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Milk oh wait thats a real thing???
@onfy new jersey, probably
@cam hi i am a physicist with only useless knowledge of fake concepts like "torque" what is botulism
@vaporeon_ @aescling would that be praxis?
@vaporeon_ this was not a recommendation
@vaporeon_ I lived but I was absolutely delirious the final two hours
re: sportsball
people talk about offenses like its a quarterback with 10 drones instead of 11 extremely talented athletes with multiple coaches guiding things along
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him