@monorail pure skill, doesn't surprise me at all
@cam damn i didn't know you were getting a phd in Botox, thats cool
@monorail if it wasn't clear i meant the toot as a joke
@monorail you are writing this as if you think it is funny so i will favorite it. but if you dont find it funny and are venting i will unfavorite it as an act of solidarity
@onfy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Milk oh wait thats a real thing???
@onfy new jersey, probably
@cam hi i am a physicist with only useless knowledge of fake concepts like "torque" what is botulism
@vaporeon_ @aescling would that be praxis?
@vaporeon_ this was not a recommendation
@vaporeon_ I lived but I was absolutely delirious the final two hours
re: sportsball
people talk about offenses like its a quarterback with 10 drones instead of 11 extremely talented athletes with multiple coaches guiding things along
@vaporeon_ the vap gonna nap
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt