Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

@Satsuma it was the first thing I found

@aschmitz reported.

@baronvonjace reported.

This Starbucks barista just spelled my name as "Calab" what the fuck

@coriander https://x.com/grIgenius/status/1973971796795011134

@monorail many blessings upon ye

@cam cams deserve to rest, imo

@vaporeon_ structs are one of the best things in c

@vaporeon_ oh no structs? :(((((((

@vaporeon_ oh shit really? 👀

also I was joking I don't have problems with C's typing

@vaporeon_ if c had dynamic typing it would be perfect :]

@vaporeon_ I mean, its syntax was inspired by javascript so it's still a great language :]

@vaporeon_ javascript is the only real language, everything else is an imitation

@vaporeon_ oh does it kill program execution and log the given message to console?

@cam I hereby give you permission to do whatever you want today

@vaporeon_ man I remember really enjoying Perl when I took my "programming languages paradigms" in college, maybe I should learn it again

also what is die in Perl?

@aescling reported.

@vaporeon_ yes!!! I love cursed evil high-order functions give me all the functions

@vaporeon_ yeah java is stinky

@vaporeon_ it means a function can be passed directly to another function, or a function can return a function