Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family

so it ends up that doing a week's worth of packing in a 24-hour period with four hours of sleep is extremely taxing on the human body

Ah, so the reason they say Rao's brand tomato sauce is good is because it is quite good

Just had a very very bad customer service experience and I can feel myself turning into a boomer in real time

I thought I was a javascript ninja and then I saw the code @Lady writes and now I realize that I know nothing

so apparently some Tigers players imitated a dance Donald Trump once did and then the team went on 1W, 10L after that

@holly me too!!!!!

@cam that sounds wrong to me but i am not a python ninja so there could be some subtle shit i am not aware of

@vaporeon_ @aescling nope. not everyone is perfect

@The_T @aescling fix your sin aesc

@vaporeon_ @aescling it was extremely funny and nothing to be be ashamed of

Thinking about the time someone told me they thought @aescling and I were part of the same system

@aescling 45% of all masto users have seen The Truth

@aescling shout outs to this historic day, a real turning point for glitchcat

I don't watch baseball but what the fuck has happened to the Tigers

@monorail @vaporeon_ reported

@vaporeon_ it could even be used to make a swimming pool for Amy

I tried so hard to get Freya to sleep in the mug and she wouldn't ever do it. It is one of my great regrets in life.

@lapis @holly when I was a kid I also bounced off of it a couple times because I couldn't figure it out and when I discovered the tutorial it fixed everything

@lapis @holly the tutorial in roller coaster tycoon 2 helped me out when I was a kid

Finally, owning a uselessly gigantic coffee mug has become worth it