Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

@aescling hurt like a MOTHERFUCKER

i was once dicing a carrot and while trying to split the carrot down the middle it rolled and caused the knife to slice towards my hand and that sucked

@aescling @amy this is good advice because even if it doesn't work, you now have a sword! a win-win

given how much of a clumsy disaster i am its surprising i have only had one incident occur while cooking since living on my own

@amy then im all out of ideas looks like youre on your own on this one

@amy i hear that playing melee helps

@Satsuma i was actually bragging

@coriander
https://xcancel.com/MamonoWorld/status/1970544883556565412

@jackdaw_ruiz delete this

@coriander looking forward to the golden age of goblin posts featuring various combinations of yukon, bumble, and da lil goblin

@vaporeon_ to be fair im pretty sure you think of compuder 10⁶⁹ times per second

@cam @amy I am 100000000000000% joking

@cam @amy wait she's white??????? im gonna have to report her.......

@vaporeon_ type of clod that has 0 thoughts millions of times per second

@monorail @amy I'm joking that her enthralling Dr Mario play stuns me into silence

@vaporeon_ billions per second!!!!

@lapis oh and In Star and Time or whatever it was called

@amy me when amy starts playing Dr Mario

I need to play Hollow Knight and I need to play Silksong and I need to play the entire Mass Effect trilogy an I need to play Dark Souls 2 3 Sekiro Elden Ring and I need to play Psychonauts 2 and I need to play Frostpunk 2 and I need to play Fallout 1 and 2 and I need to play......

@amy sitting their white asses down and LISTENING