Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family

bekfast for dinner

@vantiss @amy woww!!!!

@norikawa @monorail you're wrong but I still favorited for "ambiknobstrous"

@vaporeon_ @monorail @shroomie@seafoam.space she is a complex character....

@amy holy shit

I just got reported for being a contrarian I am so proud of this community

@monorail yes.... my influence spreads..... ​ ​ ​

My toxic trait is that I really really like the Party Rock Anthem

@vaporeon_ the movement is (by design) clunky and slow so it didn't feel far from this

@monorail yeah I agree that these knobs are poorly designed and wrong :]

i have Peaked

@aescling @alyssa if clodsires could read they would be very upset

@alyssa how do i say "I am going to report you" in spanish

@monorail oh so, like, a teaspoon

@The_T yes thank you for understanding

i am normal and can be trusted with an entire block of cheddar cheese

@monorail how much soju does it take to make a 50m glaceon drunk

@coriander NEW FOLDING IDEAS?

@amy i used goto statements frequently when i was a kid because i first learned to program with TI-BASIC on a TI-84. at the time my code was shit

then i learned that "goto is harmful" so when i started coding professionally i avoided it and now that is what i am used to. also my code is still shit

my major takeaway is that all paths lead to my code being shit

@vaporeon_ these things tend to be really nebulous and vague

from what i can tell procedural programming is when you break your program up into functions/procedures

functional programming is when you do that but also have the concept of the function as a first-class object

thank you for coming to my ted talk