@vaporeon_ I'm referring to anyone who writes code for money instead of writing code for fun
@vaporeon_ software eggineering poisons your brain
@monorail @vaporeon_ I actually agree with you, I am just being difficult because I am stupid enough to pester a 50m tall creature
@monorail @vaporeon_ i bet that I am Powerful enough to understand nested ternaries I wrote a year ago
@vaporeon_ @monorail well modern architecture is so performant that it is okay to always prefer elegance over performance
@monorail no, but they're on the ever-growing List
@monorail when i do things like this aesc calls them "caleb solutions"
@monorail oh my fucking god Math.max can take a third argument in JavaScript fuck me
@vaporeon_ that is a username i've used a lot
@aescling @vaporeon_ @Lady no do it for real
@vaporeon_ hey @aescling @Lady make this work you cowards
@vaporeon_ oh that reads nicely. cool style.
@vaporeon_ since everything is in a class method even the simplest code is already in 2 levels of indentation, which drives me crazy
@vaporeon_ if I were serious I would write it likeconst max = (a, b, c) => a < b
? b < c
? c
: b
: a < c
? c
: a;
or I would use an if else for the "outer" condition so there is no nested ternary
@vaporeon_ We used 8-line indentation for some reason and then imagine writing ObjectFactoryFactory objectFactoryFactory = new ObjectFactoryFactory();
in three or four levels of indentation
@onfy I guess everything I write is in Java then
@vaporeon_ I would write it more clearly if it were something serious
re: Don't do this
@vaporeon_ at my old job we had a 100-character limit for Java and it sometimes wasn't enough LOL
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