@Thomas oh wow i just watched those ads and they are really toeing the line there
@vaporeon_ do you like curry
@vaporeon_ there is no soup emoji (?????) so I had to settle for stew emoji
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dairy, educational shitpost, blursed
hey kids! did you know that whale milk has a consistency somewhere between toothpaste and cottage cheese? this lets the calf “eat” the milk underwater.
@vaporeon_ reported for cheeseburger slander
@vaporeon_ hi vaporeon what is this song about
@vaporeon_ but what if I can't sleep and am bored
@soft what game are we talkin about here
@Satsuma @vaporeon_ listen to the orange
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@aescling @vaporeon_ ditto laserdisc....
@vaporeon_ since you forced me to install deebian im going to force you to mince garlic
@vaporeon_ gigantamax laserdisc.....
@vaporeon_ which is larger?
@lapis at this point i find it safe to assume that all of my followers are abnormal
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
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"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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