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@coriander @vaporeon_ @aescling I think if you are only going to listen to one it should be Alright

Breaking: Experts predict Vaporeon superintelligence by 2026

gross 

@cam Freya is fluffy and sometimes her poop gets stuck to fur on her behind and she does smell bad when that happens

@coriander such a smart baby i am going to teach her quantum mechanics

@coriander she's a scientist, she needs to check whether her revulsion is consistent

@coriander I gave her some and she rejected it and she STILL begs for food every time I eat cornbread

Every time I go to the kitchen for lunch Freya starts rubbing against my legs and begging me for food, and it's like.

Freya. Darling. I am eating cornbread. You won't like that

For anyone confused on the pronunciation, the g in "regex" is pronounced like the g in "gif"

re: Superman, spoilers 

@vaporeon_ In the film, the fictional country of Boravia, an ally of the United States, wants to destroy the neighboring fictional country of Jarhanpur. Superman stops the invasion and personally threatens the president of Boravia and it becomes a political maelstrom

The film portrays Boravia as unambiguously evil and the people of Jarhanpur celebrate Superman and make a flag with his symbol and hold it high against the forces of Boravia when they invade a second time in the film's climax

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