clodboy @wallhackio@cat.family

@The_T thats nutty!

@The_T sounds enjoyable

do jellyfish have hobbies? or do they just. sit there

@amy holy fucking shit its amy wooow!!

@monorail i still have never owned a DS :(

@vantablack never mind i am a grown adult who can read source html

@vantablack I would like to know how you are autoplaying music pls 🥺

for all the turtle enjoyers out there:
https://x.com/umigame_kouen/status/1938126816054808840

@holly after watching some gameplay of the first hour i am much more likely to just replay the first game rather than try the sequel

@holly its so damn good

@Satsuma Creed is top 1, I forgot it counts

@vaporeon_ no :(

they're still some really cute animations for it though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_vfVTHFqII

@vaporeon_ the Cuddlefish!!! this adorable little guy is one of the few unambiguously Cute things in the game. it is perfectly friendly and you can raise one and have it swim around with you as you play! and you can high five it for some reason!!

@vaporeon_ look at this snaky boi. they are about 12-13 meters long and they are as dangerous as they look. they make this painfully loud screeching sound that sounds like something godzilla would say: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dynOPJYMAdI

@vaporeon_ look at these things!! they are HUMONGOUS, like 10-20 times the size of a human being, and they regularly make very loud sounds similar to whale calls

they are completely friendly, which took me a long time to discover because i hid from them the first few times i saw them out of fear

@vaporeon_ it's a game about exploration and curiosity so it actually is best not to show things, but i'll make a followup post with some of the notable creatures anyway in case you want to see (i don't think you have a machine that could comfortably run it anyway the game is horribly opimized)

@vaporeon_ yes! and lots of spooky underwater alien creatures that im not sure i would call fish

Clodboy's Worst Art Opinions:

• The Godfather is not that great of a film
• Subnautica has one of the best stories ever told in a videogame
• Dark Souls 1 is an above-average videogame at best
• Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse is a comfortably above-average film and the sequel deserves the praise that the first film gets
• Black Panther: Wakanda Forever is the best Marvel movie
• Rocky II is the best Rocky movie and Rocky V is not the worst Rocky movie
• Die Lit is one of the best rap albums ever made

@The_T its easily my favorite of the post-endgame releases