Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@coriander I don't think I've ever been there
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I know we're not allowed to share greentexts here but this one is really good and deserves exception
@coriander @holly @monorail I love MJ's music.
In high school I had m a few art classes with a teacher I really liked and he would do "Michael Jackson Fridays" and play a playlist of MJ music :D
@cam who are these people
@monorail the MJ one
@monorail hey what's wrong with Thriller??? (the rest is cringe though /s)
@aescling avocado slander
allergies 
@cam i just started playing stardew for the first time btw
@cam what is in your mod
@amy thats cool, probably saves a lot on the water bill
@amy when you "take a shower" does you actually just use the sink
@The_T a misspelling of thursdamy :]
slandering something goblin likes
@coriander this was my experience with dark souls 2
rejoice, all, for saturdamy came early today
@amy WHAT THE FUCK?
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
