sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
movie/animation/anime fan. videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@vaporeon_ I hope you have been having an eggcellent day
@vaporeon_ hello vaporeon
@coriander this is your best selfie yet
@coriander reported for not giving a content warning for this vicious display of violence
death
@amy why not discover who the number one is, and simply kill them?
@Lady @aescling @vaporeon_ but he has no style, nor does he have grace 🤨
@coriander i am really, truly, sorry to ask this, but who is she
@hex as it should.
@aescling @vaporeon_ @Lady lady get in here tell us your DK64 hot takes
@aescling @vaporeon_ @Lady oh is she a DK64 apologist?
@vaporeon_ wow i forgot Banjo-Kazooie i am going to get cancelled now
@vaporeon_ There are so many from the N64 and PS2/Gamecube era!
Mario 64, Sonic Adventure 1 and 2, Sonic Heroes, Jak and Daxter, Sly Cooper 1 2 & 3, Mario Sunshine, Rayman 2, Rayman 3, Psychonauts, and many more
@vaporeon_ its a very solid 3D platformer from back when that was a trendy genre. it had a cool surreal/abstract art style and was absolutely terrifying when you are 6 years old
@vaporeon_ the main character from My Beloved Childhood Game!!!!
her: you better not be the dancing teensie from the rayman 3 credits
me:
Man, I Love caFeine
the clodvestigator
movie/animation/anime fan. videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
