sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@vaporeon_ @Lady @aescling we live in different states sadly :(
@coriander noooo it sounded cool :(
sherclod holmes
boosted
re: all caps
@wallhackio god furbid i gain the ire of a clod on fire
at least while grass type
re: all caps
@aescling watch it or else
all caps
HEY
I DONT WORK HERE
AND IF I DID
I WOULDN'T SELL YOU SHIT
@vaporeon_ @Lady @aescling where do you think i live vaporeon
@vaporeon_ it probably wouldn't taste good, but then again i wouldn't know
i am software eggineer
@aescling @vaporeon_ @monorail they don't actually characterize what his music normally sounds like tho 😭
@vaporeon_ impossible choice
@monorail 1 out of 6 doctors recommend doing your dailies before taking pills
@monorail this is probably photoshopped, im pretty sure girls dont have pockets
listening to playboi carti makes me feel like the dancing teensie from the rayman 3 credits
@vaporeon_ @monorail @onfy can vaporean imagine playboi carti
@monorail @vaporeon_ damn this some good hyperpop
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
