Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@coriander its a full story and its really funny and its a song too???? what the fuck this is peak talent
@coriander holy SHIT i have never seen smokin joe before that was incredible
@coriander "play my flute while I loot that dead kid's body" has become an extremely risky vocal stim of mine the past few days
@amy holy shit. its an amy 
Sherclod Holmes
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If it is difficult for you to make your controls rebindable, you made the game incorrectly
@SportsGoblin oh shit that must've been a hell of game
@SportsGoblin i did it for the city.
@SportsGoblin not me missing the tigers game again
@vaporeon_ @onfy where can i see your site vaporeon
@Lady fair enough. i retract my judgment.
@Lady who is a sexy evil fascist girlboss?
@Lady whoever voted dilf i would like to have a conversation
what is a shame regarding goldeneye 64 is that its single player campaign, while bad, has a lot of compelling ideas that deserve to be done better:
- finite health! you only one life and missions usually take 10-15 minutes, so your mistakes have consequences!
- open-ended, sandbox-y level design (the way this is implemented is a net negative because they go too far, creating formless, maze-like levels, but the idea is fundamentally good)
- the game is fundamentally objective-based, so you won't win just by getting to the end of the level. they squeeze a lot out of some relatively small environments this way
- the most interesting approach to difficulty i have ever seen in a shooter (difficulty not only improves AI accuracy and increases their health, but also adds additional, extremely non-trivial objectives)
@Lady dk mode was very funny, ill admit
@vaporeon_ i would have voted yes had i seen it in time
@Lady im watching gameplay of the level and it works really well
@Lady oooh yeah this is a good one! why this song of all things though lol
@Lady ill do some walkies your way right now
to be fair, i've never played the multiplayer, which was the whole damn reason it was popular in the first place.
the single player campaign is one of the most consistently infuriating gaming experiences i have ever had
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
